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Getting started

Buy SMEG on Robinhood Chain and leave it in your wallet. That is the whole setup. The vault program watches the chain, works out which vaults your balance qualifies for, and sends fractional stock to your address every hour.

The SMEG token

1,000,000,000 SMEG at launch, on Robinhood Chain. A 3% tax applies to every buy and sell: 1.25% builds permanent stock reserves behind the vaults, 1.25% buys SMEG back and burns it, 0.5% funds development. Circulating supply only ever falls.

Vault mechanics

Each vault has two bars: a minimum balance and a minimum hold. The hold is the part people miss — a vault counts only the SMEG that has sat in your wallet, untouched, for longer than that vault's own window.

There are 3 distinct windows in use (1h, 6h, 24h). Because a balance that has cleared 24 hours has necessarily cleared 6 and 1, qualifying for a higher vault always means qualifying for the ones below it — so vault artwork accumulates as you climb.

Reward mechanics

Each settlement, the fee pool is split across the vaults by points. Your points in a vault are your aged balance weighted by how long you have held — so both size and patience count, and the meter stops the moment you sell below the bar.

Each vault's slice buys its own ticker on the open market and the resulting shares are transferred to members. Amounts too small to be worth the gas accumulate in a cumulative merkle tree and go out with a later delivery, so nothing is ever stranded.

Wallet guide

Connecting a wallet to this site lets it show you your own position. It grants no ability to move your tokens — there is no approval to sign, because there is no contract that takes custody of SMEG.

Contract references

Risk notes

• · SMEG is a memecoin. It can go to zero.
• · Rewards scale with trading volume. When interest falls, the hourly stream falls with it — the endowment is what keeps paying after that, and it pays slowly by design.
• · Stock tokens are tokenised instruments issued by a third party, with their own terms, jurisdiction restrictions and issuer risk. They are not shares held through a broker.
• · The vault program has an operator key, held as a 2-of-3 multisig. It can grant and revoke vault artwork and publish payout roots. It cannot take your SMEG.
• · Nothing here is a promise of return, and none of it is financial advice.