Welcome to the filth.
Buy it. Hold it. Get paid.
SMEG stays in your wallet. Eligibility is read from your balance and how long you have held it — nothing is staked, deposited or locked.
Market cap
$3.45M
simulated
Stock delivered
$53K
31,530 payouts
Endowment reserve
$58K
permanent, 1%/day
Supply burned
4.69%
953.1M left
Your position
Connect a wallet and this becomes your dashboard: which vaults you clear, how much of your balance has aged past each window, and every fractional share the vaults have sent you.
The ladder
Squeeze the SmegCL1h1.00M
No Bath, No BrainPG6h4.00M
Anatomy of a SMEG HolderBSX6h10.0M
We Smeg Past ItCHD6h25.0M
In Smeg We Trust (Gold Nut)LLY24h50.0M
The burn
1.25% of every trade buys SMEG on the open market and destroys it. Not locked, not vested — gone.
46,890,412
SMEG burned · 4.69% of launch supply · 953.1M remaining
Day 0Day 30
Permanent vault endowments
How they work →Vault 1 endowment
99.82 CL
$8,994
paying out 1% per day, permanently
Vault 2 endowment
57.25 PG
$9,274
paying out 1% per day, permanently
Vault 3 endowment
221.34 BSX
$11,149
paying out 1% per day, permanently
Vault 4 endowment
191.57 CHD
$19,042
paying out 1% per day, permanently
Vault 5 endowment
7.68 LLY
$9,067
paying out 1% per day, permanently
Figures shown are simulated · not live data