A permanent reserve behind this vault, paying out 1% of itself per day. It cannot be withdrawn by the team, and it keeps paying whether or not anyone is trading.
Squeeze the Smeg
The way in. A million SMEG and one hour of patience, paid in a company whose entire business is a tube you squeeze.
Your eligibility
Connect a wallet to see whether you clear this vault's bar and how much longer your balance needs to sit. Connecting grants this site no ability to move your tokens — there is nothing to approve, because nothing takes custody of SMEG.
What happens if I sell?
Selling reduces your qualifying balance and resets the holding age on the part you sold. Your SMEG stays in your wallet throughout — qualification is read from the chain, so nothing is ever locked or frozen. If you fall below this vault's bar, the artwork is revoked after a grace period, and granted again when you clear it.
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