Robinhood Chain · Five vaults · Hourly settlement
Gross by design.Built for holders.
SMEG is the memecoin on Robinhood Chain that turns trading activity into real fractional stock, delivered automatically to qualifying holders.
Your SMEG stays in your wallet. Buy it. Hold it. Get paid.
One nut at a time. Unwashed. Unbothered. Unsold.
Vault 1 · Common · Squeeze the SmegHold in your wallet
No staking. No deposits. Qualification is read from your balance and how long you have held it.
Automatic stock
Fractional GME, PG, HOOD, SPCX and NVDA pushed to qualifying wallets, on the hour.
Permanent endowments
1.25% of every trade builds a stock reserve behind each vault that nobody can withdraw.
Buyback and burn
Another 1.25% buys SMEG on the market and destroys it, permanently reducing supply.
The SMEG Vaults
Hold. Age. Earn.Every vault you qualify for pays you, so climbing widens the basket rather than swapping it — a tier-5 holder receives all five tickers. Each vault counts only the SMEG that has cleared its own hold window.
| # | Art | Vault | Pays in | Hold | Weight | Min SMEG | Holders | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  | Squeeze the Smeg | GME | 1h | 1.00× | 1,000,000 | 46 | View vault |
| 2 |  | No Bath, No Brain | PG | 6h | 1.35× | 4,000,000 | 18 | View vault |
| 3 |  | Anatomy of a SMEG Holder | HOOD | 6h | 1.80× | 10,000,000 | 6 | View vault |
| 4 |  | We Smeg Past It | SPCX | 6h | 2.40× | 25,000,000 | 6 | View vault |
| 5 |  | In Smeg We Trust (Gold Nut) | NVDA | 24h | 3.20× | 50,000,000 | 3 | View vault |
Your hold window
A vault only counts SMEG that has sat still long enough to clear its own bar. There are 3 windows — 1h, 6h, 24h — and selling resets the clock on the balance you sold.
The burn
1.25% of every trade buys SMEG on the open market and destroys it. Not locked, not vested — gone.
Permanent vault endowments
$57,526 of stock held in reserve. Each vault's reserve pays out 1% of itself per day, permanently, and cannot be withdrawn by the team — so the vaults keep paying even when trading goes quiet.
How it works
Buy SMEG
Any amount. It lands in your wallet like any other token.
Hold it still
Every vault has a minimum bag and a minimum hold — one hour at the entry, a full day at the top.
Stock arrives
Every hour, trading fees buy real fractional stock and push it to your address. Nothing to sign, nothing to claim.
Tokenomics
- 1.00B SMEG launch supply · circulating falls with the burn
- 3% buy/sell tax — 1.25% vault endowment, 1.25% buyback-and-burn, 0.5% dev
- LP locked at launch · operator is a 2-of-3 multisig
What happens if I sell?
Selling reduces your qualifying balance and resets the holding age on the part you sold. Your SMEG never leaves your wallet and nothing is ever frozen — you can sell any time, you just stop qualifying.
Stock delivered
31,530 payouts sent, averaging $1.69 in this simulated view. Rewards arrive automatically — there is normally nothing to claim.
See the delivery log →Ready to get filthy?
Hold in. Stack up. Become a legend in the slime.
Figures shown are simulated · not live data