Five artworks · Five tickers

The SMEG Vaults

Every vault has a minimum bag, a minimum hold and its own stock ticker. Every vault you qualify for pays you — climb and the basket widens. Your SMEG never leaves your wallet.

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HoldPays in5 of 5

#	Vault	Pays in	Hold	Weight	Min SMEG	Holders
1	Squeeze the Smeg	CL	1h	1.00×	1,000,000	46	View vault
2	No Bath, No Brain	PG	6h	1.35×	4,000,000	18	View vault
3	Anatomy of a SMEG Holder	BSX	6h	1.80×	10,000,000	6	View vault
4	We Smeg Past It	CHD	6h	2.40×	25,000,000	6	View vault
5	In Smeg We Trust (Gold Nut)	LLY	24h	3.20×	50,000,000	3	View vault

Vault 1

Squeeze the Smeg

CL1h1.00×

1,000,000 SMEG · 46 holders

Vault 2

No Bath, No Brain

PG6h1.35×

4,000,000 SMEG · 18 holders

Vault 3

Anatomy of a SMEG Holder

BSX6h1.80×

10,000,000 SMEG · 6 holders

Vault 4

We Smeg Past It

CHD6h2.40×

25,000,000 SMEG · 6 holders

Vault 5

In Smeg We Trust (Gold Nut)

LLY24h3.20×

50,000,000 SMEG · 3 holders

How a vault decides you qualify

1 · It reads your balance from the chain. Nothing is deposited or staked. The vault program replays transfer history to build a picture of what you hold.
2 · It ages that balance. Each parcel of SMEG carries the time it arrived. A vault counts only the parcels older than its own window — one hour for vault 1, six for vaults 2 to 4, a full day for vault 5.
3 · It compares against the bar. Clear the minimum with aged SMEG and the artwork is granted to your address. Drop below and it is taken back, after a grace period.
4 · It pays you every hour. Your share of each vault is your aged balance against everyone else's, weighted by how long you have held.

Your hold window

A vault only counts SMEG that has sat still long enough to clear its own bar. There are 3 windows — 1h, 6h, 24h — and selling resets the clock on the balance you sold.

1 hour cleared

6 hours cleared

24 hours cleared

What each vault has banked

$57,526 of stock sitting permanently behind the five vaults, paying out 1% of itself a day.